And yet, it’s not socially acceptable for me to have long, involved conversations about my favorite bdsm fanfics at work.
My mom saw the trailer and said, “Well now I have to read the book.”
I looked at her and said, “No. Don’t tell me you’re going to read that book.” When she asked why I rolled my eyes and said, “Because it’s about a BDSM abusive relationship.”
She got a really mad look on her face and said, “Really?! That’s what everyone in my office is talking about?! And abusive relationship?”
I have a problem.
And that problem is doing work while I’m out of the office sick.
Oh, and I still have one wisdom tooth, because it was too close to the nerve to extract. So at least one part of my face doesn’t hurt -_-
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made